ECACO = 一家口 = ONE BIG FAAAAAAAAAAAAAMILY. Haha looking forward to the year ahead.

SUPPORT ORAL PARTICIPATION. SUPPORT LESTER, YEHAN, RYAN AND PUUUUUURRRRESTON!!!!! Haha, we did that yesterday, Des, Cass, Baifeng (MY BF, MY BOYFRIEND WOOOHOOO). They were at some flea market at Clarke Quay, our Interact Club was there too, along with many, many familiar faces. Whole place belonged to HC. Haha then ended up gathering 13 people, go central © KOPITIAM to makan. WAHHHH, then go there ah, we switch on a SPECIFIC gossiping machine, A.K.A GVP of Interact. Free flow one, no need pay money. Desmond vowed to catch up on current affairs of the student body by patrolling class benches next week. Guess what he meant. HAHAHA. On an unrelated note, I ♥ Baifeng. Yes I'm gay. Yeah very funny.

I'm freakin' lag when people start talking about scandals then I have to ask who's the subject then they just continue, then I lose out. BOOOOHHOOOO. Yeah, but you know, 适可而止, once in a while happy happy talk cock not bad hor. Dun become habit. I think sometimes I gossip a bit also. SUN HONGRUN WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT YOURSELF? Nothin', sir.

Yes, after having some epic standing-at-the-lobby-of-Bt-Batok-MRT-station-talking-our-hearts-out with Zitao, I dunno whether it was Wed or Thursday lol. Haha we just talked a lot of cock. Confided, encouraged, and got a lot of shit off our chest ahah. Life rocks when you've got parent(s) and friends to talk to. Especially those long sessions when you starting talking like some Nicholas Capel personality with cheem cheem philosophies about life.

Oh anyway, something for you.

THE following article was released by an anonymous, charitable internet group whose vision is to cultivate a loving, peaceful and ethical global internet community. Due to the anonymity of the server that it was uploaded onto, only so much can be retrieved by our very own, irresistably hot tech geek, Chai Bin Laden A.K.A C.B Laden (don't think too much),














and his innocent partner, AQ.














10th May 2009

It is chilling to know that in the light of the recent, menacing outbreak of the H1N1swine flu virus, there is also a similar outbreak surfacing in the cyber world. Experts aren't really sure whether this phenomenon has any relevance to the Conficker virus, which according to educated guesses, was supposed to cripple the vey infrastructure of cyberspace on April Fool's Day.

We shall now take a look at how this internet virus has been spreading. A sympathetic and compassionate individual has offered to shed some light on how this virus fools and enslaves people into doing its dirty work. His evidence has come in the form of screenshots of certain happenings on the popular, life-sucking, cock-talking instant messaging application, Windows Live Messenger.

We would like to remind you blog surfers out there, the author of this article sincerely wishes that every viewer may exercise their own discipline by respecting the people whose identities have been showcased in the following few screens. Although statistics prove otherwise and discouraging, this is how we can work towards a cleaner, more ethical cyber world.

With all your love and care for the poor souls whose MSN accounts and subsequently their personal computers have been infested with this despicable virus, you should not interrogate these people if you know them. Do understand that some of them have emotions running wild because of this infestation. It will be best to let their emotions settle first.













For those lucky souls out there, while we cannot possbily help purge the internet of this virus and lead the infected ones to salvation, the most we can do is prevention. You can do your part by resisting your own temptations of clicking on the attractive links. Whether they may promise you a god-like slimming routine (for girls) or hot, raunchy materials (for guys), the only way to stop yourself from falling into the abyss or no-return is to CLOSE THE MSN WINDOW.

You may then inform your friend that he/she MAY have been PUNK'D (most probably by Ashton Kutcher) when they were looking in another direction (possibly at a striptease competition). Remember! You MAY! You don't want to raise a false alarm and risk jeopardizing your ties with your friend(s).

In the worst case scenario, if your temptation to access the links provided is too overwhelming, we recommend the last resort to be. This:


This button is possibly located at the front of the rectangular fish-tank looking box beside your PC if you're on a desktop. For those using notebooks, good luck. Activating this button will initiate what we call (EMPHASIS ON WE. NO MICROSOFT DID NOT COME UP WITH THE TERM COLD SHUT DOWN. WE DID.) a cold shut down.



If you still can't find this vital button, here's something to stimulate your brilliant memory.

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